Sports Widow reviews Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
March 2, 2008 3:42 PM | 0 Comments
It's that time of year again, when Sports Illustrated publishes the annual Swimsuit Edition. Maybe I was in the mood to torture myself. On the other hand, perhaps I was steeled for it, but last night I reached over to the Guy Side of the bed and grabbed the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition to take it for a visual spin. Here's my review:
This years magazine and website reveals "21 Exotic Models", the debut of the NFL Cheerleaders plus "Players' Wives." First of all, why is it that when THEY-THOSE SUPERMODELS-get sand stuck on their skin, especially their buttocks, thighs and stomachs, it's sexy, and when I do it's just plain irritating and an eyesore, merely underscoring my lack of buoyancy?
Question: What separates the Rookies from the Regulars?
Clearly, I have GOT to do more squats and crunches.
Furthermore, I need to think about how I can accessorize my swimsuits with cowboy hats, lassos, and wedge heels, or embellish them with Ipods, guitars or just guitar picks? This summer, I also plan to consider macrame as an alternative swimsuit material. I wonder how Arbor Heights Swim & Tennis Club will receive the new me?
NFL Cheerleaders Make their Swimsuit Debut...this section is overkill. The Super Bowl is over.
Lastly, when did Burt Reynolds become a bare rug?
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