Free Sports Widow Tattoos; Yes, Absolutely Free, While Supplies Last....
January 22, 2008 12:31 PM | 0 Comments
The Super Bowl, Final Four, Opening Day of Baseball. They're all coming up fast, which brings up a subject that is important to me. In our country, there is a debate swirling around a critical issue, which is at the heart of our constitution and our civil liberties: Exercising the right to bare arms. If you opt to bare your arms, is it a requirement to have toned musculature? I sure hope it isn't, because I have taken the risque and risky action of showing you my bare biceps, adorned with a Sports Widow temporary* tattoo. Sadly, my biceps are hillocks instead of mountains.
"Sports Widows Unite!
Fortunately for you, you, too, can be liberated and demonstrate your support for the 40 million Sports Widows in our grand country. And, here's an incentive for demonstrating your patriotic fervor to the cause:
Just send me a brief comment/reflection on your Sports Widowhood, with your address (which I promise I will NEVER share with another soul), and I'll send you your very own Sports Widow temporary tattoo FREE, which you can affix to any part of your body you wish. If you apply it to a G-rated geographic location on your body (this IS a wholesome site) and send me a digital picture, I'll publish it on sportswidow.com with your first name. We'll have a gallery of applied Sports Widow tattoos.
WOW!!!! What a deal! What an extravagance! What a statement you'll make!
Life is a contact sport. You have the right to bare arms, especially if you decorate them with a Sports Widow Tattoo.
The Sports Widow
(aka Nan Hall)
**Supplies are limited. Temporary Tattoos are easily applied with warm water. Tattoos can be removed with baby oil or rubbing alcohol. Warning: Do not apply to sensitive skin or near eyes.
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